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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Building a Better Bubo. Halloween, the conclusion

I decided to remodel my plague tumor, because while it does look like it should according to the pic below, it just wasn't gross enough

Halloween costume at work, part 2. This time I decided to make the plague bubo look more like it's ripe and ready to burst. I did more of a hemorrhage-type look with purples and blacks and specks of blood, instead of a lighter colored pus-filled sac. Curiously enough both my makeup effects seem to match up with the few photographs of a plague bubo that I have seen.

I couldn't possibly capture the full horror of having/seeing one of these



And after all that, I can retire the face putty, put up the plague mask, hang the robe up, and find something else to do with the stick. Midnight is approaching. Before All Hallows Eve ends I should make my way to the cemetery, or at least pop in a DVD (Nekromantik?)



You've served me well

Also, special thanks to the following books(I swear there was a 6th book but I can't remember what it was called):
  • The Black Death, by Philip Ziegler
  • The Great Mortality : An Intimate History of the Black Death, the Most Devastating Plague of All Time, by John Kelly
  • In the Wake of the Plague: The Black Death and the World It Made, by Norman Cantor
  • Plague: The Mysterious Past and Terrifying Future of the World's Most Dangerous Disease, by Wendy Orent
  • A Journal of the Plague Year, by Daniel DeFoe
And special thanks to these websites
And a thanks to these merchants
  • Halloween Express
  • Uke's Harley-Davidson
  • Hobby Lobby
  • Wal-Mart
  • The Home Depot
And special thanks to these composers, whose requiems were the soundtrack to my plague research and costume construction
  • Hector Berlioz
  • Cristobal de Morales
  • Johannes Brahms
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
And of course, a very special thanks to the 80 or so million people whose deaths from plague helped to inspire me.
Happy Halloween everybody......

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Ride the wings of pestilence

This was taken a month before Halloween. The only difference now is that the stick is red


Halloweekend broken down into uninteresting detail:

Friday: Baked, cookies already posted. No one cares

Saturday: Went to hardcore show with Frank Jones. Had a blast elbowing emo kids. Was going to go to RHP at the oriental theatre(since I won a free ticket), but gave up on that idea.

Sunday: Halloween costume at work day. Finally everything I had prepared for had come to pass.


I decided to duplicate plague symptoms on my body as well. Note the telltale bubo of the plague and the bloody sputum that is characteristic of its deadly pneumonic form.


I definitely look out of place in the grocery store


Schilling for your thoughts

Sitting at Schillings in downtown racine, 3 drinks for $11.00. Blessed
smokey atmosphere, eerily clean, middleaged holler. Matchgame, steven
black, and yours truly.

Can you do any less?

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Because I can't practice true necromancy anymore

Not since the Archibishop of Canterbury force-fed me the preserved finger of St. Anne....
The only army of skeletons I can raise must take the form of gingerbread cookies.

Friday, October 27, 2006

yay cheapo costumes


This year I'm going as a bad boxer...but thats not all...hopefully sometime later tonight I'll become a drunken boxer. Its really two costumes in one YAY

o >.< O

This -oke was made for walkin'

This boot thing just seemed to be a good theme. So I went with it. At $7.50 from the Army Surplus store, my boots don't hold a candle to Timmy's or Andy's in the cost range. But they fit great, and are perfect for what I use them for. I may not have to protect my feet from heavy machinery or tromp around burning forests, but these boots have served me well for such things as attending hobo funerals and kicking a girl in the face while crowd surfing. They also served me through 2 halloween costumes, and have been known to pass for dress shoes when the tops are covered and they are polished. Oh, and unlike Old Hickory's, my boots definitely put out.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Yes Bill, Worth More Than Your Life


They cant fly me to the moon, end world hunger, or make your momma less ugly. You would think for their price that these babies would at least suck me off on occasion, but, regretfully, they have been playing hard to get. Good for kickin shit, kickin kittens, and, oh yeah, fighting fires in the god damned woods. They are a lady magnet and worth every last red cent.

cp, I owe you a coke.


Thanks for the bitchin' mats~

Sweet Defeat in Victory

As a famous poet said, Winter is the cruelest month. So much so that this is when many of us will start getting sick. My mother has advised me not to go to Victory Hospital--now Vista Health--if I get sick. She speaks with authority. She has worked there for 25 years. That's damn near a quarter-century!

What gets me is that people who have not known good hospital staff will think this the norm. Much like people who only eat genetically modified tomatoes will never know that a garden tomato is a helluvalot better. In 3 generations a tomato can become a cucumber and a hopsiptal can become an 8th circle.

After I finish this blog I'm going to finish her online application for Midwestern. She is 1 of the last pillars that Samson (poor management...is there any other) has brought down at that hospital.

The good nurses are gone. The waiting times for the ER are forever extended. I feel like a jerk that I didn't do more to help her organize with her coworkers to help save Waukegan's harbor for the poor hudled masses. Oh well, like in Victory, you win some and you lose some.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Chu Chu

this little fucker was camped out inside my jacket sleeve. we gave him some beer and he seemed to like it so we decided to call it Bud.

House Cleaning


Anyone who doesn't comment on this post in the next week is getting the boot.

Dual Monitors Everywhere!


I was granted dual monitors at work. It's just like being at home!!
Back to work!

What keeps me warm

There's only one thing that can keep me warm at night and that's thinking of you buddy ;)

Monday, October 23, 2006

What keeps me warm at night?


The skull bedding is expected, I guess. The knife symbolizes one other thing that keeps me warm at night: thoughts of revenge.
You may ask, "Revenge for what?"
Well, as Doc Holiday put it in Tombstone: "Bein' born, I guess."

$10 Kicks.


These amazing shoes were only $10. Can you believe it?

Guess the Good Eats

It has reached as high on the evolutionary ladder as the cock-a-roach

In the 1600s, servants in Maine went on strike demanding that they not be fed it more than thrice a week

It is not terrestrially inclined

Red _______

(And it's all on me)

Sunday, October 22, 2006

What keeps me warm.



Another reason for this post is to complain about seasonal soda. I've admitted several times that I am a complete soda addict. I was expecting some mountain dew pitch black this Halloween but I've been disappointed. The lack of pitch black got me reading about the history of mountain dew and I thought some of you might find it interesting. The coolest part for me is reading about mountain dew blue shock, which I think I vaguely remember trying at some point. That's it for now. Enjoy your next can, bottle or glass of hillbilly piss.

From France evec Love

dear jason
yesteday afternoon 2 young studiants of newjersey tell me ,in the rue
saint
jean at nancy "can you tell us where there are typical french coffee,
i go with us to the"grand serieux" you know ,to taste good wine
after we go near my new appartment where are 3 typical bar
they tell me "thanks very much,here it is good life"!!!!"now we know
where
we can go "!!!
they make the study at the ecole nationale de geologie in nancy where
the
husband of simone is teacher!!!
bisous catherine

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Lou will live forever

not again >.<

Don't really want to explain it right now but if any of you hear about someone that died recently that used to work at one of the Beach Park elementary school either as a teacher or a possibly lunch lady please let me know. If I'm right she should be between the age of 50-60

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Trippin' over tombstones

If you are bored with cemetery photography, well...tough shit I guess


Sunset Ridge was not as interesting as the other cemeteries I have been to so far. Too modern. Still, it was interesting at points. Follow in my footsteps with yet another slideshow!

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

CTRL + B (to blog)

I am at work. I am bored. Our internal site is down for something or other. It's totally killing my productivity.

As I drove to work this morning I realized that it gets easier to flip people the bird the more often you do it. I'm not a big fan of offending other drivers with hand signals. I figure that my driving is offensive enough to get the point across. I often play out scenarios in my head for why people are driving the way they are at that particular moment. Most of the time I start thinking about this sort of thing on Route 12 about five minutes from work. This morning I spent about four minutes trapped behind a big white van and a blue mini van. When I finally pulled ahead of the minivan I shot the bird to the woman behind the wheel before cutting into her lane fairly aggressively. She did not notice because she was on the telephone and was reading the folded up newspaper on her steering wheel. As I passed the white van and looked over, the guy was yawning so hard his eyes were closed. I was amazed. I think the guy may have had the van on cruise while he slept.


On a side note, one of my bosses plays a game to see how fast he can get his car going on the way to work. His current record is 157mph.

A Private Viewing

Come see the film that made even me feel queasy


As you may know, I downloaded the infamous horror film Nekromantik. Cp did as well. I went one step further and ordered the DVD, I was that impressed with it. Anyhow, I'm planning on having a viewing once it arrives. It would be next weekend; the 27,28, or 29th or something. If you wish to see images of necrophilia and a twisted tale of body-snatching, murder and suicide, RSV to the motherfucking P.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Nerd Graffiti

This is the kind of graffiti I can expect from the technical building at gateway.Say what you will about my mother. I've been called gay before. But no nobody, NOBODY calls me a spawn camper!

Monday, October 16, 2006

St. Doomlazer's Church of Itchy Remorse

Not pictured is the office building that is part of the deal

The church itself
The rectory

Some kind of multi-purpose hall

On the way to and from school I always pass by this piece of choice real estate. I think we should all get together and buy this place. Then start our own church. We have a blog, our own domain name, several webcams, soon-to-be t-shirts, why not a church? As L. Ron Hubbard once said, the real money is in religion.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Second Most Prized

"Second most prized" is not a title that many would seek to have as their own. But given the history of this item, I don't consider it an insult.




I purchased this item from an older man at a swap meet. True to the tag, I laid out one dead washington to acquire it. It was almost an eerie moment. The box was closed when I approached his table. It appeared to be filled with garbage, more so than the other tables. I opened the box and examined the contents. When I closed the box the old man was standing directly across the table. I showed him the top, he nodded, I paid him his dollar and walked away. I purchased a genuine piece of insanity that day. It is still worth every penny.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

DIction-Oke-Pedia


Today I was mulling over the neologisms that have come up among the users of this blog. I decided to list a few, with definitions. Feel free to post more in the comments, or to reminisce on the origins/uses of some of these classics:

  • Hangley- Sleazy but not entirely bad. Used to describe something shady that you don't necessarily disapprove of, or may do yourself. Example- "Andy set his own bones instead of going to the doctor. That's pretty hangley." Originator- Justin/Ryan
  • Sote- Acronym of scum of the earth. Used to refer to someone who fits in that category. Example- "I don't wanna go there. That place is crawling with sotes late at night." Originator-Ryan
  • Shangry- Really angry. Example- "When I found out nobody else was coming over tonight I was shangry. I had already bought the booze." Originator- Kurt/Justin
  • Avian Spirits- Any liquor, especially whiskey, that has a bird as its logo. Example- "I have a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 and Justin has some Old Crow. I guess we just like avian spirits." Originator- Andy
  • Obo- A suffix used to indicate association with hobos, i.e. "Crobo" is a hobo with a crowbar, and "Spobo" is the deadly hobo spider. Example- "I need a cheap blowjob. Where's a blobo when you need one?" Originator- Brandon
  • Hate-hole- An orifice through which one receives hate. Example- "My hate-hole feels sore after listening to that Klan rally." Originator- Ryan
  • Hickman's Brick- An expression indicating that something is good, but not the best. Second place or second-rate. Example- "I thought I was doing great, but once she got a good luck at my buddy I was Hickman's Brick the rest of the night." Originator- Jason/Ryan

Death is too good for them


I love a good revenge film. Who doesn't? So after a long time of talking about doing it I finally sat down to watch The Count of Monte Cristo. As my hangover faded and I got into the movie I realized how awesome it was. My brother(and everyone else who told me) was right.
I think all of you besides me have seen it, so no need to mention plot details. I can't help but admire the protagonist. His revenge was so complete and so calculated. It left me feeling really good after watching it.
So if I wasn't the only one who hadn't seen it til today, I urge you to rent, buy or steal this movie. This movie definitely is now at the top of my favorite revenge movies. Anyone can slaughter their foes, but to ruin them completely without laying a hand on them, that takes skill. Now I need to find a copy of the book. Anyone feeling lendy?

americans in paris-- grave lovin'

jason in front of oscar wilde's grave...



awesome sea-farer-esque grave...



and a final view...



this graveyard, the Père Lachaise cemetery, was like a red carpet of death, The graveyard of graveyards... containing graves of many famous folks. the aforementioned oscar wilde, jim morrison, chopin, abelard and heloise-- and many others. many of these graves were actually relocated and imported to make this graveyard more of an attraction. it is the ultimate cocktail party of death.

The Boy with the Mouse on His Shoulder

For the 20 or there about years I have lived in my house, my family and I seem to have had some kind of communicated peace with the mice who inhabit the ceiling of my basement. We stopped trying to kill them with our final solution of chemicals of every design shortly after moving in and they promised to stay out of sight, although the pitter patter of scurrying feet still persists. I thought their persistance to live here was a beautiful refusal of our eviction notice...so long as they stay out of sight. The deal seems disturbingly human in character.

Surely the mice who lived in our house before my family took up residence here have died. Generations must have come and gone; new lodgers checking in and out. Even after the drop ceiling was fully replaced, we never saw a dead mouse. Their droppings, sure, but nothing that resembles a nest or home. We didn't find a plastic wheel that they seem so found of. I wondered if they came and went in and out at their own choice somehow through a leak in the house. Now I believe their commerce and exchange with the outside world was cut off long ago. But life went on. How they lived and reproduced and survived being cut off from nature is beyond Hickman's Brick. It's a vexing mystery to me, but I think that through consideration of the word "survived," that I have come closs to solving what I think about only when I hear the feet, which, according to my father, betrays our deal of co-existence.

Ten years ago I remember catches glimpses of mice tails as one of my co-inhabitants would run across the panel of our ceiling lights. White tail, white mouse, white lightning. Nothing was complicated about a white mouse. To hear a solitary rodent for a brief second or two never roused much response from me. Yesterday, though, after years and years of mouse-human peace, I spent a face to mouse face commercial break length of time with what I can only assume is still "mouse." (Survived?)

I walked down into the basement in the dark and saw on the floor what I thought was a curled up Maple leaf. Turning on the 40 Watt lamp, positioned from behind--the angle which I prefer to view the world--and I could see that this was not foliage.

"So we meet at last," I might well have said, although I don't think the "mouse" would have thought my comment amusing. The animal on the floor was stocky like a frog, brown and white and had a tail. It didn't move. The terrain was foreign to it, having living all life between my basement and kitchen. It seemed desperate, yet brave. It stood its ground, as if entitled to it.

Standing over this tiny and silent "mouse," I was given an impromptu lecture in divergent evolution. For moments I only looked at it. I had no idea what types of movements this animal was capable of making. I had never seen such a creature. I had compassion for it. I thought that it must have fallen from the ceiling. I don't know if I was charmed or if merely my sense was aroused, but because this, again, "mouse," didn't run off, I felt intimate in spending that last of the warm evenings with it.

One of us should have been talking, but we never said a thing, nor did we act upon one another. I took my clothes from off the pool table, killed the 40 Watt, and went back upstairs. I decided not to tell either parent--mother or father--about the supposed mouse I saw on the floor, and the "mouse" embassador hasn't revealed itself again, although I've looked.

Now when I hear the feet I nod greyfully. We have made our aquantance and have entered our third decade of human-mouse peace.

Friday, October 13, 2006

I love all my possessions but if I had to pick just one


I guess it would be this one. I freak out so hard if I think I've lost it. It's just become a part of me.

Only the lonely will know how it feels to decay

My new hobby is photographing cemeteries. I enjoyed these past 4 trips so much I am going to keep going until I have exhausted all the cemeteries within feasible driving distance from here. When I go on trips I will set aside time to visit the local cemetery. Anyway, now that I am done with green ridge it's a brief hiatus. Then it's off to sunset ridge. Why do they keep putting cemeteries on ridges? All it does is make the obelisks end up crooked.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Ricky ha ichiban motha fucka

So you want to know how to say you want to do something in Japanese. It's fairly simple because its yet again another verb conjugation. Lets say you want to go somewhere....oh I don't know, let's say Japan. What you do is take the verb iku (to go) and put it in the long form drop the "masu" at the end and replace it with "tai"

iku --> ikitai

The "tai" form is the way to say you want to do something

日本に行きたい
nihon ni ikitai
(I) want to go to Japan.


For type 1 verbs change the "u" at the end into "itai" and for type 2 verbs drop the "ru" and add just "tai"...for irregulars "suru" becomes "shitai" and "kuru" become "kitai"



If you want to say you want a particular object and not just an activity a whole different structure is used. "hoshii" is the adjective meaning (I) want (something). The object of desire is usally followed by the particle "ga".

彼女がほしいです。
kanojo ga hoshii desu
I want a girlfriend

Use this pattern when saying you want something:
(私は)X が ほしい
(watashi ha) X ga hoshii
(I) want X


another useful phrase:
君がほしい
kimi ga hoshii
(I) want you ;) *wink*

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Most prized possession.

It's embarassing to admit, but I lost it. I'll post a photo when I do find it.

Prized Possession Photoke

For the time being these two items are my prized possessions. The webcam because its a lot of fun and the book because not since the Stone age have I been interested in physics (can't get enough of that force=mass*acceleration). I bought the book after watching the guys lecture on youtube: physics of superheroes

mis daños de la rodilla

¿qué?

My knee hurts, stemming from a workplace injury. I've been in physical therapy twice a week for a couple weeks now. There's no disgrace in a verile young male doing stretches next to some of the very same people the Statue of Lieberty advertises to. 187 pounds of cast iron struck me two fingers north of my knee.

Everyone there talks to, and assumes to know and comingle well with others. But it might as well be a group of immigrants at a cocktail party. I mean, everything is broken (bones, ligiments, etc), especially the line of communication. I have a hell of a time being chatty with one of the regulars. She's a grandmother and gymnist--mind you, I have a grandmother and took gym class--but when her and I are trying to shoot the shit, we misfire.

** *** **

I went for a haircut yesterday after a year and a half of home cuts, and misfired with the dresser. So poor was I off target, that I think she fucked up my sideburns on purpose and sent me off before I noticed. I'm keeping my unevened burns as a reminder that maybe not everyone likes to be hassled and joshed around by some guy who they just met.

** *** **

I bend next to an ecletic group of the strained, popped or pulled. Since the majority there are there due to an accident at work, I fell the slogan, "An Injury to One is an Injury to All," all the more.

Cemetery Drive Part 2

This is my favorite cemetery photograph I have taken.
Wanna see more? click the links below




I got all the photos of my first cemetery trip uploaded, and the photos of the first half of my second trip.
Have some morbid fun with these!

The St. George's trip in its entirety
http://flickr.com/photos/gntlmnjackass/sets/72157594316005367/show/

The trip to Green Ridge, all the photos I could get in just an hour. It's a huge place. More to come on this one
http://flickr.com/photos/gntlmnjackass/sets/72157594322721788/show/

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I made my bed, now I get to bleed in it (or what Halloween means to me)


****WARNING!! EMO POST AHEAD!****





October is a month of mixed emotions for me. It has played host to great joys in the past, and great losses. Autumn is a season whose beauty I admire, but whose cruelty to my emotions is just as great. Usually just as Autumn starts, I am well on the path to hitting rock bottom. One blow after another comes, and just when I wish I could die and fall from the tree like all the rotten leaves, Halloween appears. I dress up and feel happy for a day. I go on living my complacent life. What will happen to me if I stop loving Halloween? I need Halloween to save me from the denoument of my yearly self-destruction(what I really need is to break the cycle, but I don't have the means to do so.) Maybe it's not such a bad thing anyway. After all, I am guaranteed at least one good day out of the year. And even If it's the only one, that's still one better than some people.
I'm waiting for my one good day. And with each day that passes between today and that day, I need it more. I have been looking forward to it for so long now. I have been ready for it for over a month already.
I had a couple of good poems inspired by October that I was going to add, but I don't feel like putting things I write on this blog.

Monday, October 09, 2006

HEWKALOID


This is what you get when you play a cruel joke on your friends BILL! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Trailer Park Drizama


Tom ate Andy's Taco. Apparently, Tom has the inability to stop doing "Things" like this, which lead to a good ole fashion trailer park shit fit. Doors proceeded to slam, yelling was abundant, and dare I say that Tom may have actually cried. Did I fail as of yet to reveal that the processions aforementioned took place well after two in the morning? Intoxication may have been the motive, but I'm with Tom on this one. Tacos can be mighty tasty.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

DA FEET


After a week of trying to go without using these bad boys for a day I've decided it's never going to happen. The challange lay before you all... any takers?

do i get a late grade for my photoke assignment?





these are big parts of my daily necessities...

Turn out the lights, and I glow

9 months after the great New York black out and delivery rooms sounded like microwaving popping-corn. Thursday night, the power went out at my place. My mother and I had to light candles and listen to the phonograph. I cranked the handle whilst she worried about defrosting. I knew if the power stayed off for long, that my father would have bitched at me for not letting him cook our 2 "nice" catfish last weekend.

I asked my mother if plumbing still works when the electricity goes out. I had said perhaps we should hedge our bets and buy a gas powered turlett. She then made some flatulant comment. I thought maybe I would only have 1 flush with no refill; that I would have to do any 2nd business in the other bathroom. Good news, indoor plumbing still works when ComEd drops the ball so that you, too, can drop your ball. She also told me the phones works. I thought, worse case scenario, I would have to power the phones with the turlett.

My mother and I were really feeling the evening. It's different when certain convenances are stripped from you. It's everything I love about my porch but indoors. The conversation is more democratic and pleasant and thought-out. There's no place to hide. People pack themselves survival kits for many reasons. Maybe a flare, which is useless on the 4th of July. Just add water space food, which is a safe bet because he plumbing still works. In mine I'm putting a condom, becuase in the right angle of the flame, mom is a hottie.

Yes, I pooped by the flicker of the candle.

Cemetery Drive

Boredom and a desire to photograph Kenosha's cemeteries produced this:
http://flickr.com/photos/gntlmnjackass/sets/72157594316005367/show/

It's a photo tour of St. George's. More pics to come, my free account has an upload limit so the last 8 or so pics had to wait.

The sony DSC-W50 appears courtesy of Andy.

That is all. Thank you.

Nailbiting and Nosepicking

Friday, October 06, 2006

Move over, Butch and Sundance!

There's a new hole in the wall gang in town
You may well ask, where are the two images in between, the numbers are out of order? Well, those two images looked so good together I knew what I had to do: Animated GIF.

Cone Head



That's my doggy, Dionysus (the rescue group named him). I've had him since the end of June and have only just recently gotton off my ass to put the pictures on the computer. My bad. He's wearing a cone because he licks his but too much. Yeah most dogs do it, but he slurps it. Sometimes it's so loud I can't sleep. And then his breath smells like ass. And he farts all the time. And his butt spray was spendy. But he's getting better. And the other picture is my new hair. I felt like doing something different. I'm also sorry I don't blog as much as I should because I have way to much time. All I do at work is read the internet. I just want to thank all of you who post for giving me something to look forward to before I bash my head against the wall. I love you.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

National Geographic

The horrors of earthly existence(part 4 of a series)


Another tiny terror, this cute little thing is the australian paralysis tick. In terms of dangerous fauna, Australia boasts the highest number of terrors per capita.
Think of it: an innocent little tick bite, a mere annoyance, develops into something worse. Your lower limbs feel weak at first. You might not even think anything is wrong. Maybe you are just tired from that hike you took. Soon it develops further. You can barely move your legs at all. If you let it go untreated it can cause paralysis in your respiratory system and death.
The scariest thing I found when researching material on this terror is that paralysis is not caused by the australian tick alone. Several american tick species are capable of causing paralysis.
And you thought all you had to worry about from ticks was lyme disease.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

*Disqualified*


(EDITED by cp) This photo was stolen from the web and does not count. do not pass go, do not collect 200 doomlazers.

Photoke

Something I use everyday Photoke


Its actually more of an abuse, but whatever


(^__^)b

Doomlazer Calender for your pleasure.

If you all take a gander at the right side of the page you'll see a link to the doomlazer calender.

Everyone should have recieved an email invitation to join the calender at the same account your blog invite was sent to.

If you want to add an event simply click on the day you want to add it and fill in the details. Be sure to specify which calender you're adding an event to.

That's about it for the calender. Enjoy!

Monday, October 02, 2006

The unseen horrors that stalk us daily(part 3 of a series)


Water can be home to many terrors. Sometimes, however, the terrors are so tiny and unseen that the water itself is the danger.
For those of you who prefer not to think about the way the water system works, here's a brutal reminder. We drink shit, all the time. The water we drink has been filled with shit by countless animals and humans. This shit, of course, is loaded with disease causing microorganisms. One of which is our little friend up there.
Symptoms of crypto are kind of like cholera. Basically, you violently shit until you dehydrate and die. If you are weaker, like really young or really old, the chance of death is higher. Whatever the case, it's not a comforting thought that you are a swim, a glass of water, or an ice cube away from this century's cholera.