HAPPY BIRTHDAY, retard.
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Ricky wa ichiban ma'fucker yo.
I give. This is a story of two guys. No, actually it's about a cat. Our apt. is now in the process of stealing a cat. Once more the downstairs neighbors have a cat that dislikes being around them and prefers our company. She is an all white cat except for her head and tail which is calico. I initially resisted having her around on the grounds that she was too young to be trusted. But, the downstairs neighbors are to move out soon and with them we lose this opportunity to steal their cat. We named her Helix after the greatest metal band from the 80's. She seems to dislike Helix the band, but I don't give a fuck. All that is left to do is file off her serial numbers. I'll get a pic up as soon as the little bastard will stand still for 10 seconds and stop turning away from the camera.
A DIFFERENT TOPIC!
I'm sure some of you recall me asking the question "If you could punch any animal in the world without repercussion, which one would you punch". I got the idea from a blog I was reading. His response was a panda bear(the crappiest of all bears) with a second choice being a puffin(stupid clowns of the sea). I actually forgot my choice, but this is really tangent to the point(at this point). I just wanted to talk about anzarokku's grandfather who has already punched such a wide variety of animals that he doesn't need to bother with theoretical discussions. Today we learned about an ostrich who once felt the fury of his fist and a chiuaua that was knocked the fuck out by grandpa the animal assassin. I really like anzarokku's grandpa, he doesn't say much, but when he does it's always something worth hearing.
A DIFFERENT TOPIC!
I'm sure some of you recall me asking the question "If you could punch any animal in the world without repercussion, which one would you punch". I got the idea from a blog I was reading. His response was a panda bear(the crappiest of all bears) with a second choice being a puffin(stupid clowns of the sea). I actually forgot my choice, but this is really tangent to the point(at this point). I just wanted to talk about anzarokku's grandfather who has already punched such a wide variety of animals that he doesn't need to bother with theoretical discussions. Today we learned about an ostrich who once felt the fury of his fist and a chiuaua that was knocked the fuck out by grandpa the animal assassin. I really like anzarokku's grandpa, he doesn't say much, but when he does it's always something worth hearing.
